Tory Boy

Perception “Tory Boy “Deception

After the speech on the poor and fat

Tory Boy said society has a broken back

Doom Boy took a break on Cornwall sands

Spade and bucket with kids in tow

A perception he wants you all to know

“Humble Dave”, the kid from your block

Throwing his fizzby and playing with sand

This deception is all part of his great plan

But “Eaton Boy” was born of great wealth

For  he cant stomach our  cockles and whelks

So off to sea he ventures so very secretly

The real “Tory Boy” the public never see

Caviar and oysters aboard friends yachts

As he sings a sea shanties of a rich mans lot

“Stuff your Cornwall, your Ogees and Pies”

“Give me champagne and Aegean blue skies”

But has our “Dave” got a twin?

Tory central office have just invented him

“That’s not our Cameron on that ship”

“He’s still in Cornwall eating fish and chips”

So perception and deception is alive and well

For we know you’re in Turkey on board a boat

Soaking it up, whilst the people go broke

 Peter Wicks( Who threw that firkin pastie?)