Old Nicks cooking Pot

Old Nicks cooking Pot           

                        To all my creditors

                        whom I owe vast

                        sums of loot

                        You can have your cash

                        your pot of honey

                        with crippling interest

                        high yield stash

                        Just follow my instructions

                        for the quickest route

                        to get every last dime

                        of your high interest loot

                        Take the highway

                        down Satan's Way

                        look for treble six

                        on the Devils door

                        knock, just once

                        a warm welcome

                        will be insured

                        You can count your loot

                        by a warm fire glow

                        spend it, burn it

                        all that you've got

                        for your not leaving

                        Old Nicks Cooking Pot

                        Peter, old nicks mate