Greed is Good

Greed is Good

What’s all the fuss about?   Some clever

Arse hole stole half the Worlds loot, so what

What’s the deal?,  they can print some more

So the rest of us can steal some, can’t they ?

Greed is good for you, it makes you fat and lazy

But it helps to keep the work force turning over

Sack the first lot then hire the next lot at half

Their pay, now that make sound greed sense.

Put up the mortgage rate to 50% per day now

That makes good greed sense, turf them out if

They default on a penny of our hard won stolen

Money, then offer them a rented tent on the lawns

They used to cut at a minimum rate of 500 bucks

A day, if they default, burn the ruddy tent down

Now that’s sound greed sense.

Put up the price of every day foods, bread milk coffee

Sugar etc, till the masses are starving hungry, then

Double the price of everything, now that sounds like

Good greed sense.

Do not pick up the dead and dying you find littered

Over the highways and byways, the plague and

Other deadly diseases is Good for greed, double

The price of the vaccines and medical care, now

That sounds like good greed sense.

All bills and daily food rations must be paid for

In CASH, we do Not trust plastic or banks or

Government promises, now that Sounds like

Good greed sense.

All communications with us greedy bastards will

Conducted by Cell phone at premium rate charges

Of 10 cents a second, or in the case of the UK  , ten

Pence a second, NO reverse charge calls Will be

Allowed  even from our own granny, now that sounds

Like good greed sense.

All phones will be hired form us at the ultra low price

Of 50 bucks a day, with a two thousand dollar deposit

Up front, like wise a premium will be paid to us for

Walking on clean dead people free pavements (sidewalks)

At a price to agreed, now that sounds like good greed sense.

So you see, greed is good for you, as long as you never

Ever get caught, the consequences are too horrible to think

Of, so far I have seen ten sets of  men’s ball bags hanging

From lamp posts in one street alone and hundreds of

Top of the range cars burnt to a cinder, with many

Rolls Royce’s belonging to the greedy gits burnt

Out, with the charred body of the greedy git still inside

Well if that’s the price of being a greedy git, then so be it.

Peter the not so greedy git