The Stirling Years
Those of us born before 1971 will understand this work,
if you’re very young, ask your mum or dad.
There was half a "Quid" in bye-gone days.
The "Ten Bob" note was brown and frayed.
We had "Half-a-Crowns", that’s two and six.
And eight of them would make a "Quid"
There was the "Two-Bob" bit, or "Florin" coin.
Ten of them would make a "Quid".
A twelve pence coin, a "Shilling" to spend.
Twenty silver coins was a "Quid", back then.
The "Sixpence" coin, all forty of them.
Would bulge your pockets with a "Quid" to spend.
"Threepence" coins, or "Thrupenny-Bits"
Not round or square, but a funny old shape.
And eighty of them a "Quid" they'd make.
Or the "Thrupenny-Joey", the real silver ones.
You found them in puddings at Xmas fun.
The "Penny" coin, of copper design.
Two hundred and forty would make a "Quid"
A purse was needed with a button-down lid.
"Halfpenny" or a "Ha'penny" coin.
Four hundred and eighty to make a "Quid"
Stacked on high, two foot tall.
To carry these coins you'd be a fool.
The humble "Farthing", the smallest of all.
Would take nine hundred and sixty.
To make a "Quid", imagine your pockets.
If you did!!!!!!.
Peter Wicks
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