Friday 20 January 2012

The Stirling Years

                         The Stirling Years

Those of us born before 1971 will understand this work,
if you’re very young, ask your mum or dad.

There was half a "Quid" in bye-gone days.

The "Ten Bob" note was brown and frayed.

We had "Half-a-Crowns", that’s two and six.

And eight of them would make a "Quid"

There was the "Two-Bob" bit, or "Florin" coin.

Ten of them would make a "Quid".

A twelve pence coin, a "Shilling" to spend.

Twenty silver coins was a "Quid", back then.

The "Sixpence" coin, all forty of them.

Would bulge your pockets with a "Quid" to spend.

"Threepence" coins, or "Thrupenny-Bits"

Not round or square, but a funny old shape.

And eighty of them a "Quid" they'd make.

Or the "Thrupenny-Joey", the real silver ones.

You found them in puddings at Xmas fun.

The "Penny" coin, of copper design.

Two hundred and forty would make a "Quid"

A purse was needed with a button-down lid.

"Halfpenny" or a "Ha'penny" coin.

Four hundred and eighty to make a "Quid"

Stacked on high, two foot tall.

To carry these coins you'd be a fool.

The humble "Farthing", the smallest of all.

Would take nine hundred and sixty.

To make a "Quid", imagine your pockets.

If you did!!!!!!.

Peter Wicks

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