I hate this fucking country

You have to be rich to keep your pet

When you pay a ransom to a vet

The councils think you’re a money tree

Then squandering it so recklessly

Gas bills have gone through the roof

Just like the dentist bill to pull a tooth

The electric man is a great big laugh

They rip us off, they think we’re daft

Trains are for the super-very-rich

Virgin and Co. have their hands on it

Water metres don’t give a toss

You pay by the pint, so you don’t wash

Petrol prices are an obscene vulgar joke

God bless BP may the bums go broke

Pensioners go cap in hand in every corner

Of this fucking pigsty crap heap land

MPs wallow in fantastic wealth

Stealing our money, the nations pot

Put them in irons and shoot the poxy lot

I hate this fucking country, the stinking lot

The Maggot was better than what we’ve got

May Cameron go down with this sinking ship

This septic fucking Burke can take Clegg with it

I’ve seen enough, they make me fucking sick

Rip off Britain, you sick fucking shithouse gits

Peter Wicks...fuck em all