The Gravy Train

Here we go down the track

Chuffing and puffing

We must have

Stop at the station

Where vast fortunes

Are found

Stop in the siding

That MPs gather round

Chuffing and puffing

We must have

Extra money

For a second house

Trips to China

Or a computer mouse

Chuffing and puffing

We must have

Top class restaurants

To gobble their food

Hotel bills

Paid by the state

Buckets of money

Loads of cash

Chuffing and puffing

We must have

The Gravy Train

Is on the track

With MPs fighting

For your cash

Tax free freebee

A MPs perks

They’ve taken us all

For a bunch of jerks

Peter Wicks