Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill

Just a little observation on the drivers of today!!!!

When out driving in your streets

You're kind and courteous to all you meet

But have you met the ill-mannered ones

Who lower their clothing to flash their bums.

There's Two fingers Jack and One finger Jill

They put up two fingers, or a lone middle one

Shouting obscenities, with sneers or a grin

"Spin on this, you stupid old bum".

Watch out for woman, this bundle of fun

Speeding along, on the daily "Brat Run"

Cursing and jabbering, because they're late

To pick up the kids from the local school gate.

With flaying of arms and hooting of horns

These monstrous women have no manners at all

It's "up you jack" or "spin on that".

These bats out of hell, on your local race track

But there is a Jack or Jill in everyone!!!

Just push the right buttons

To see if you’re one.

Peter(goody two shoes)Wicks