Stinker

Global Warming

In a secret leaked government

Brown paper, a committee of

Cross party MPs have come up

With a eye-watering idea of how

We can halt global warming

The very thought of it makes

My eyes water,

To save our Planet

We must trap our farts

We must wear

A gasbag on our backs

All farts exhausted

MUST be trapped

We will have a pipe

Stuck up our bums

And this must be worn

By EVERYONE

When you go to bed

Or have a bath

You must have this pipe

Up your arse

Cheating the the rules

Is NOT aloud

For fart smelling dogs

Are on the prowl

This inflammable gas

Will heat our homes

And power our cars

When we want to roam

We must eat baked beans

By the bucket load

Be sure to empty your bag

Or your EXPLODE

The National Grid

For Discharged Farts

Will empty our bags

For a fresh new start

So tuck in well

To your baked bean snacks

And fill that gasbag on your backs.

Peter "Stinker" Wicks(It’s a true story,lol)